Quick Fix

HERMANN is currently devising a customized workshop for your rehabilitation. His stated aim is simple: to assist you in becoming a fully compliant human being, one who can move through this world without raising unnecessary suspicion. Since you were, not so long ago, a cockroach, it is entirely understandable that the intricacies of human existence still present certain… complications. HERMANN, however, is confident that—with adequate guidance—you will learn to adapt. You need not be anxious. He will ensure that you fit in. On the festive open day, 19 December, you are invited to make HERMANN’s acquaintance and to support him in the final preparations for the official workshop sessions, scheduled for 23–25 January 2025. Be HERMANN’s guest. And, if you wish, enjoy a drink at his bar.